If You Fail All of the Way Across the Pacific...

... and no one watches it, does it still count as a fail? Game starts at 8 tonight. According to my brother's Comcast, it's only $135 to watch the game. I imagine the commercials during the game going something like this:

Narrator:
-Two team shirts, one button, a flag for the car and a temporary tattoo... $78
-One bag of chips, onion dip, two cases of beer, hot dogs and buns.... $47
-Two AAA batteries for the remote, new surround sound and bed pan so you don't have to leave the couch... $169.99
-The College Game Day plan from Comcast to watch the game... $135
-Paying a total of $429.99 to watch the Bulldogs run it up the middle, have a team whose mascot is a Rainbow Warrior blow you out (pun intended) and have Coach Hill say "We'll get the next one".... Priceless. And painful.
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That was a close one.

For the first time in 3 weeks Pat Hill didn't figure out how to lose a game. Of course we had a bye, but as we have all learned over the years... Pat Hill can figure out how to lose in any situation.